CHANGE IS GOOD

Its good to see that still there are people who give importance to a mans inner feelings..
Yes,
If you closely watch our city buses Both town and muffosil you can see a small but a great change..

The change is :

They have erased the wordings Handicapped seat and changed them as Alter Talented Persons seats ..
Its only a small change..
but it matters a lot..
Hats off to the guy who gave the idea to change this..
Change is good..

OUT OF ALL ODDS :):):)

BLACK BOX

HI I WOULD LIKE TO SHARE SOME TRUE INFORMATIONS ABOUT THE BLACK BOX :

We all have heard about black boxes which we all say which will never get damaged,which will be black in colour etcc..
but i here have given you some true information about it

1.The black box of a flight will really not be black.It will be in orange in colour to be identified easily wherever it is.
2.There will be 2 black boxes in a flight.
3.1 will be small and the other will be big.
4.The name of the big black box is called flight data recorder.
5.It will be maintaining and recording the current details like the height in which the flight is flying,speed,time etc..
6.The small 1 is called voice recorder.It will record and maintain all the minor major and all the conversations sounds that are heard inside the cock pit(pilots cabin).
7.In the case of an accident,in order to safeguard the black boxes they both will be placed in the tail of the flight.
8.Both the black boxes have the capacity to record 25 hours of happenings.
9.They will withstand a temperature upto 2012 degrees.
10.Even if u drop a 1000 ton weighing iron bridge on them they wont get damaged.
11.Even if its dropped to the deep blue sea it wont get damaged.
12.Their batteries will withstand for 6 years.
13.A beep will always be heard from the box.This helps to find the location of the box in the case of an accident.
14.This magic box was found in the year 1953 in david waren flight research centre melbourne australia.

I NBS IS HAPPY TO SHARE THIS WITH YOU:)
I WILL BE HAPPIER IF U COMMENT TO MY POSTS.

SOME FAMOUS ANAGRAMS

ARSENE WENGER - RENEWS ENRAGE
STEVE WAUGH - WE HAVE GUTS
SYLVESTER STALLONE - OVER TALENTLESS SLY
WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE - I’LL MAKE A WISE PHRASE
HARRY POTTER - TRY HERO PART
GENGHIS KHAN - HE HANGS KING
MICHAEL JACKSON - SO CHECK JAIL MAN
ADOLF HITLER - HEIL OLD FART
ALBERT EINSTEIN - ELITE BRAIN NEST
BOB DYLAN - BLAND BOY
PRINCESS DIANA - ASCEND IN PARIS
TOM CRUISE - SO I’M CUTER
SEAN CONNERY - ANNOY SCREEN
DREW BARRYMORE - MERRY WARDROBE
BRYAN ADAMS - DRAB AS MANY.

OUT OF BOX!!!

TOP 12 FUNNIEST NEWSPAPER CLISSIFIELDS

(ACTUAL EXCERPTS FROM CLASSIFIED SECTIONS OF CITY NEWSPAPERS)

1.Illiterate ? Write today for free helps.

2.Our experienced mom will care for your child. Fenced yard,meals and smacks included

3.Auto repair Service. Free pick-up and delivery.Try us once;and you’ll never go anywhere again.

4.3-year old teacher needed for pre-school. Experience preffered

5.Wanted. Widower with school age children requires person to assume general house keeping duties.Must be capable of contributing to growth of family.

6.Used cars. Why go elsewhere to be cheated . Come here first

7.Dog for sale. Eats anything and is fond of children.

8.Man wanted to work in dynamite factory. Must be willing to travel.

9.Tired of cleaning yourself. Let me do it.

10.Wanted. Man to take care of cow that does not smoke or drink.

11.We do not tear your clothing in machinery. We do it carefully by hand.

Now listen..

1.You need to think out of box to realize the real meanings of this ADD’s..

2.You must think funny too..

3.I am publishing this to make people understand how wrong things can go if written or read wrong this ENGLISH LANGUAGE!!!

IF YOU HAVE UNDERSTOOD THE MEANINGS THEN AM HAPPY..IF NOT MESSAGE ME TO 9787219796 (ERODE TAMILNADU INDIA) AND I WILL EXPLAIN U ..

HISTORY MYSTERY-USA

SOME AMERICAN HISTORY YOU MAY NOT BE AWARE OF.

Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.
John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.

Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860.
John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.

Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.
Both wives lost their children while living in the White House.

Both Presidents were shot on a Friday.
Both Presidents were shot in the head

Now it gets really weird.

Lincoln 's secretary was named Kennedy.
Kennedy's Secretary was named Lincoln.

Both were assassinated by Southerners.
Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson.

Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808.
Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.

John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln, was born in 1839.
Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born
in 1939.

Both assassins were known by their three names.
Both names are composed of fifteen letters.

Now hang on to your seat.

Lincoln was shot at the theater named 'Ford'.
Kennedy was shot in a car called ' Lincoln ' made by 'Ford'.

Lincoln was shot in a theater and his assassin ran and hid in a warehouse.
Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and his assassin ran and hid in a theater.

Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.

And here's the kicker...

A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe , Maryland
A week before Kennedy was shot, he was with Marilyn Monroe.

Amazed ??? me too..

I wrote this in our PSG TECH HOSTEL YEARLY ONCE OUTCOMING BOOK ''HOSTELLITE" AND IT GOT PUBLISHED..

I dont want you to miss this.. so posted it ..

CURRENT SITUATION IN IT'S

Once upon a time the government with Ruling Party XYZ.. had a vast scrap yard in the middle of a desert.

Ruling Party XYZ Said.. -

"Someone may steal from it at night."

So they created a night watchman position and hired a person for the job.

Then Ruling Party XYZ Said..-

"How does the watchman do his job without instruction?"

So they created a planning department and hired two people, one person to write the instructions, and one person to do time studies.

Then Ruling Party XYZ Said.., -

"How will we know the night watchman is doing the tasks correctly?"

So they created a Quality Control department and hired two people. One to do the studies and one to write the reports.

Then Ruling Party XYZ Said.. , - "How are these people going to get paid?"

So they created the following positions, a time keeper, and a payroll officer, then hired two people.

Then Ruling Party XYZ Said.., - "Who will be accountable for all of these people?"

So they created an administrative section and hired three people, an Administrative Officer, Assistant Administrative Officer, and a Legal Secretary.

Then Ruling Party XYZ Said.., - "We have had this command in operation for one year and we are $18,000 over budget, we must cutback overall cost."

So they lay off the night watchman.

Moral of the story:

"Current Situation In IT industries"

HEL(L)MET ???

Hi.. our govt has now strictly enforced the law tat ''ALL TWO WHEELER DRIVERS MUST WEAR HELMET WHILE DRIVING''..



So here is just a review of some 0f advantages and dis-advantages of wearing a helmet while driving..



HELMET : A PERFECT HELMET SHOULD BREAK WEN THE 1 WHO IS WEARING IT METS WITH AN ACCIDENT, IN THE CASE,HE IS GETTING INJURED IN HIS HEAD..

IT SHOULD TAKE THE THRUST AND BREAK AND SAVE THE HEAD..



NOW ADVANTAGES :
1.It protects our head from major injuries.
2.protect us from dust/sand etc entering our eyes.
3.u can escape from cops even if u have drunken/not havin license/or u just have robbed a vehicle and came,coz nowadays cops are looking weather we are wearing helmet or not ? then only license insurance etc..
4.U can go round the city with your girl friend,without gettin stuck to your PARENTS/RELATIVES/FRENZ ETC..ALSO FROM YOUR OTHER GF!!!
5.No need to care about your hair style..
6U can escape from crow SHIT/MAN SHIT/falling right on your head..


DIS-ADVANTAGES :

1.Its so heavy tat some 1 is sitting on your head!!!
2.Your hair fall rate increases.
3.Side visibility is poor.
4.Cant use mobile while driving.
5.your head will sweat a lot!!


GENEARL POINT : CAN BE CONSIDERED FOR BOTH : U CAN SIGHT,BUT THEY CANT..

PS: U CAN PUT KADALA USING BLUE TOOTH TO ANOTHER GIRL WILE YOUR LOVER IS SITTING IN BACK !!! -HEARD WEN GUYS WERE SPEAKING ABOUT HELMETS ..

ALSO NOWADAYS THEY HAVE TAKEN THE PRICE OF HELMETS TO AS HIGH AS THEY CAN !!..
THANK GOD ILLA TO MY CHITAPA WHO GAVE ME A HELMET..

AWAITING FOR MORE SILLY RULES FRM GOVT..

KEEP READING..-NBS