Its good to see that still there are people who give importance to a mans inner feelings..
Yes,
If you closely watch our city buses Both town and muffosil you can see a small but a great change..
The change is :
They have erased the wordings Handicapped seat and changed them as Alter Talented Persons seats ..
Its only a small change..
but it matters a lot..
Hats off to the guy who gave the idea to change this..
Change is good..
OUT OF ALL ODDS :):):)
Friday, May 28, 2010
Wednesday, May 26, 2010
BLACK BOX
HI I WOULD LIKE TO SHARE SOME TRUE INFORMATIONS ABOUT THE BLACK BOX :
We all have heard about black boxes which we all say which will never get damaged,which will be black in colour etcc..
but i here have given you some true information about it
1.The black box of a flight will really not be black.It will be in orange in colour to be identified easily wherever it is.
2.There will be 2 black boxes in a flight.
3.1 will be small and the other will be big.
4.The name of the big black box is called flight data recorder.
5.It will be maintaining and recording the current details like the height in which the flight is flying,speed,time etc..
6.The small 1 is called voice recorder.It will record and maintain all the minor major and all the conversations sounds that are heard inside the cock pit(pilots cabin).
7.In the case of an accident,in order to safeguard the black boxes they both will be placed in the tail of the flight.
8.Both the black boxes have the capacity to record 25 hours of happenings.
9.They will withstand a temperature upto 2012 degrees.
10.Even if u drop a 1000 ton weighing iron bridge on them they wont get damaged.
11.Even if its dropped to the deep blue sea it wont get damaged.
12.Their batteries will withstand for 6 years.
13.A beep will always be heard from the box.This helps to find the location of the box in the case of an accident.
14.This magic box was found in the year 1953 in david waren flight research centre melbourne australia.
I NBS IS HAPPY TO SHARE THIS WITH YOU:)
I WILL BE HAPPIER IF U COMMENT TO MY POSTS.
We all have heard about black boxes which we all say which will never get damaged,which will be black in colour etcc..
but i here have given you some true information about it
1.The black box of a flight will really not be black.It will be in orange in colour to be identified easily wherever it is.
2.There will be 2 black boxes in a flight.
3.1 will be small and the other will be big.
4.The name of the big black box is called flight data recorder.
5.It will be maintaining and recording the current details like the height in which the flight is flying,speed,time etc..
6.The small 1 is called voice recorder.It will record and maintain all the minor major and all the conversations sounds that are heard inside the cock pit(pilots cabin).
7.In the case of an accident,in order to safeguard the black boxes they both will be placed in the tail of the flight.
8.Both the black boxes have the capacity to record 25 hours of happenings.
9.They will withstand a temperature upto 2012 degrees.
10.Even if u drop a 1000 ton weighing iron bridge on them they wont get damaged.
11.Even if its dropped to the deep blue sea it wont get damaged.
12.Their batteries will withstand for 6 years.
13.A beep will always be heard from the box.This helps to find the location of the box in the case of an accident.
14.This magic box was found in the year 1953 in david waren flight research centre melbourne australia.
I NBS IS HAPPY TO SHARE THIS WITH YOU:)
I WILL BE HAPPIER IF U COMMENT TO MY POSTS.
Thursday, May 13, 2010
SOME FAMOUS ANAGRAMS
ARSENE WENGER - RENEWS ENRAGE
STEVE WAUGH - WE HAVE GUTS
SYLVESTER STALLONE - OVER TALENTLESS SLY
WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE - I’LL MAKE A WISE PHRASE
HARRY POTTER - TRY HERO PART
GENGHIS KHAN - HE HANGS KING
MICHAEL JACKSON - SO CHECK JAIL MAN
ADOLF HITLER - HEIL OLD FART
ALBERT EINSTEIN - ELITE BRAIN NEST
BOB DYLAN - BLAND BOY
PRINCESS DIANA - ASCEND IN PARIS
TOM CRUISE - SO I’M CUTER
SEAN CONNERY - ANNOY SCREEN
DREW BARRYMORE - MERRY WARDROBE
BRYAN ADAMS - DRAB AS MANY.
STEVE WAUGH - WE HAVE GUTS
SYLVESTER STALLONE - OVER TALENTLESS SLY
WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE - I’LL MAKE A WISE PHRASE
HARRY POTTER - TRY HERO PART
GENGHIS KHAN - HE HANGS KING
MICHAEL JACKSON - SO CHECK JAIL MAN
ADOLF HITLER - HEIL OLD FART
ALBERT EINSTEIN - ELITE BRAIN NEST
BOB DYLAN - BLAND BOY
PRINCESS DIANA - ASCEND IN PARIS
TOM CRUISE - SO I’M CUTER
SEAN CONNERY - ANNOY SCREEN
DREW BARRYMORE - MERRY WARDROBE
BRYAN ADAMS - DRAB AS MANY.
Monday, March 8, 2010
OUT OF BOX!!!
TOP 12 FUNNIEST NEWSPAPER CLISSIFIELDS
(ACTUAL EXCERPTS FROM CLASSIFIED SECTIONS OF CITY NEWSPAPERS)
1.Illiterate ? Write today for free helps.
2.Our experienced mom will care for your child. Fenced yard,meals and smacks included
3.Auto repair Service. Free pick-up and delivery.Try us once;and you’ll never go anywhere again.
4.3-year old teacher needed for pre-school. Experience preffered
5.Wanted. Widower with school age children requires person to assume general house keeping duties.Must be capable of contributing to growth of family.
6.Used cars. Why go elsewhere to be cheated . Come here first
7.Dog for sale. Eats anything and is fond of children.
8.Man wanted to work in dynamite factory. Must be willing to travel.
9.Tired of cleaning yourself. Let me do it.
10.Wanted. Man to take care of cow that does not smoke or drink.
11.We do not tear your clothing in machinery. We do it carefully by hand.
Now listen..
1.You need to think out of box to realize the real meanings of this ADD’s..
2.You must think funny too..
3.I am publishing this to make people understand how wrong things can go if written or read wrong this ENGLISH LANGUAGE!!!
IF YOU HAVE UNDERSTOOD THE MEANINGS THEN AM HAPPY..IF NOT MESSAGE ME TO 9787219796 (ERODE TAMILNADU INDIA) AND I WILL EXPLAIN U ..
Sunday, January 31, 2010
HISTORY MYSTERY-USA
SOME AMERICAN HISTORY YOU MAY NOT BE AWARE OF.
Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.
John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.
John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.
Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860.
John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.
John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.
Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.
Both wives lost their children while living in the White House.
Both wives lost their children while living in the White House.
Both Presidents were shot on a Friday.
Both Presidents were shot in the head
Now it gets really weird.
Lincoln 's secretary was named Kennedy.
Kennedy's Secretary was named Lincoln.
Both Presidents were shot in the head
Now it gets really weird.
Lincoln 's secretary was named Kennedy.
Kennedy's Secretary was named Lincoln.
Both were assassinated by Southerners.
Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson.
Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson.
Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808.
Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.
Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.
John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln, was born in 1839.
Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born
in 1939.
Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born
in 1939.
Both assassins were known by their three names.
Both names are composed of fifteen letters.
Both names are composed of fifteen letters.
Now hang on to your seat.
Lincoln was shot at the theater named 'Ford'.
Kennedy was shot in a car called ' Lincoln ' made by 'Ford'.
Lincoln was shot in a theater and his assassin ran and hid in a warehouse.
Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and his assassin ran and hid in a theater.
Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.
And here's the kicker...
A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe , Maryland
A week before Kennedy was shot, he was with Marilyn Monroe.
Lincoln was shot at the theater named 'Ford'.
Kennedy was shot in a car called ' Lincoln ' made by 'Ford'.
Lincoln was shot in a theater and his assassin ran and hid in a warehouse.
Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and his assassin ran and hid in a theater.
Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.
And here's the kicker...
A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe , Maryland
A week before Kennedy was shot, he was with Marilyn Monroe.
Amazed ??? me too..
I wrote this in our PSG TECH HOSTEL YEARLY ONCE OUTCOMING BOOK ''HOSTELLITE" AND IT GOT PUBLISHED..
I dont want you to miss this.. so posted it ..
Saturday, January 30, 2010
CURRENT SITUATION IN IT'S
Once upon a time the government with Ruling Party XYZ.. had a vast scrap yard in the middle of a desert.
Ruling Party XYZ Said.. -
"Someone may steal from it at night."
So they created a night watchman position and hired a person for the job.
Then Ruling Party XYZ Said..-
"How does the watchman do his job without instruction?"
So they created a planning department and hired two people, one person to write the instructions, and one person to do time studies.
Then Ruling Party XYZ Said.., -
"How will we know the night watchman is doing the tasks correctly?"
So they created a Quality Control department and hired two people. One to do the studies and one to write the reports.
Then Ruling Party XYZ Said.. , - "How are these people going to get paid?"
So they created the following positions, a time keeper, and a payroll officer, then hired two people.
Then Ruling Party XYZ Said.., - "Who will be accountable for all of these people?"
So they created an administrative section and hired three people, an Administrative Officer, Assistant Administrative Officer, and a Legal Secretary.
Then Ruling Party XYZ Said.., - "We have had this command in operation for one year and we are $18,000 over budget, we must cutback overall cost."
So they lay off the night watchman.
Moral of the story:
"Current Situation In IT industries"
Tuesday, January 12, 2010
HEL(L)MET ???
Hi.. our govt has now strictly enforced the law tat ''ALL TWO WHEELER DRIVERS MUST WEAR HELMET WHILE DRIVING''..
So here is just a review of some 0f advantages and dis-advantages of wearing a helmet while driving..
HELMET : A PERFECT HELMET SHOULD BREAK WEN THE 1 WHO IS WEARING IT METS WITH AN ACCIDENT, IN THE CASE,HE IS GETTING INJURED IN HIS HEAD..
IT SHOULD TAKE THE THRUST AND BREAK AND SAVE THE HEAD..
NOW ADVANTAGES :
1.It protects our head from major injuries.
2.protect us from dust/sand etc entering our eyes.
3.u can escape from cops even if u have drunken/not havin license/or u just have robbed a vehicle and came,coz nowadays cops are looking weather we are wearing helmet or not ? then only license insurance etc..
4.U can go round the city with your girl friend,without gettin stuck to your PARENTS/RELATIVES/FRENZ ETC..ALSO FROM YOUR OTHER GF!!!
5.No need to care about your hair style..
6U can escape from crow SHIT/MAN SHIT/falling right on your head..
DIS-ADVANTAGES :
1.Its so heavy tat some 1 is sitting on your head!!!
2.Your hair fall rate increases.
3.Side visibility is poor.
4.Cant use mobile while driving.
5.your head will sweat a lot!!
GENEARL POINT : CAN BE CONSIDERED FOR BOTH : U CAN SIGHT,BUT THEY CANT..
PS: U CAN PUT KADALA USING BLUE TOOTH TO ANOTHER GIRL WILE YOUR LOVER IS SITTING IN BACK !!! -HEARD WEN GUYS WERE SPEAKING ABOUT HELMETS ..
ALSO NOWADAYS THEY HAVE TAKEN THE PRICE OF HELMETS TO AS HIGH AS THEY CAN !!..
THANK GOD ILLA TO MY CHITAPA WHO GAVE ME A HELMET..
AWAITING FOR MORE SILLY RULES FRM GOVT..
KEEP READING..-NBS
So here is just a review of some 0f advantages and dis-advantages of wearing a helmet while driving..
HELMET : A PERFECT HELMET SHOULD BREAK WEN THE 1 WHO IS WEARING IT METS WITH AN ACCIDENT, IN THE CASE,HE IS GETTING INJURED IN HIS HEAD..
IT SHOULD TAKE THE THRUST AND BREAK AND SAVE THE HEAD..
NOW ADVANTAGES :
1.It protects our head from major injuries.
2.protect us from dust/sand etc entering our eyes.
3.u can escape from cops even if u have drunken/not havin license/or u just have robbed a vehicle and came,coz nowadays cops are looking weather we are wearing helmet or not ? then only license insurance etc..
4.U can go round the city with your girl friend,without gettin stuck to your PARENTS/RELATIVES/FRENZ ETC..ALSO FROM YOUR OTHER GF!!!
5.No need to care about your hair style..
6U can escape from crow SHIT/MAN SHIT/falling right on your head..
DIS-ADVANTAGES :
1.Its so heavy tat some 1 is sitting on your head!!!
2.Your hair fall rate increases.
3.Side visibility is poor.
4.Cant use mobile while driving.
5.your head will sweat a lot!!
GENEARL POINT : CAN BE CONSIDERED FOR BOTH : U CAN SIGHT,BUT THEY CANT..
PS: U CAN PUT KADALA USING BLUE TOOTH TO ANOTHER GIRL WILE YOUR LOVER IS SITTING IN BACK !!! -HEARD WEN GUYS WERE SPEAKING ABOUT HELMETS ..
ALSO NOWADAYS THEY HAVE TAKEN THE PRICE OF HELMETS TO AS HIGH AS THEY CAN !!..
THANK GOD ILLA TO MY CHITAPA WHO GAVE ME A HELMET..
AWAITING FOR MORE SILLY RULES FRM GOVT..
KEEP READING..-NBS
NEVER QUIT
NEVER QUIT
When things go wrong, as they some times will,
When the road you're trudging seems all uphill,
When funds are low and debts are high,
And instead of a smile you have a sigh,
When care is pressing you down a bit,
Rest in God's love and NEVER QUIT..
Life can be strange with its twists and turns,
And many a failed man has turned away,
When with God's help he'd won the day..
Dont give up though the pace seems slow-
For you may succeed with another go-
Susess is failure turned inside out,
The silver glint in the cloud of doubt,
You never can tell how close you are-
The Goal maybe near when it seems so far..
So turn the lord When you're hardest hit
Put your trust in him and NEVER QUIT.....
WHEN EVER U FEEL ASHAMED, DISSAPOINTED, WEXED, SAD OR U FEEL U ARE LOST/LOSING SOMETHING, DO READ THIS.. I HOPE THIS MAY MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER.. BEST WISHES FOR THE LOSERS TO BECOME WINNERS..
When things go wrong, as they some times will,
When the road you're trudging seems all uphill,
When funds are low and debts are high,
And instead of a smile you have a sigh,
When care is pressing you down a bit,
Rest in God's love and NEVER QUIT..
Life can be strange with its twists and turns,
And many a failed man has turned away,
When with God's help he'd won the day..
Dont give up though the pace seems slow-
For you may succeed with another go-
Susess is failure turned inside out,
The silver glint in the cloud of doubt,
You never can tell how close you are-
The Goal maybe near when it seems so far..
So turn the lord When you're hardest hit
Put your trust in him and NEVER QUIT.....
WHEN EVER U FEEL ASHAMED, DISSAPOINTED, WEXED, SAD OR U FEEL U ARE LOST/LOSING SOMETHING, DO READ THIS.. I HOPE THIS MAY MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER.. BEST WISHES FOR THE LOSERS TO BECOME WINNERS..
Wednesday, January 6, 2010
I AM ABSOLUTELY BACK
HI FUYS.. NBS HERE.. I AM BACK TO BLOGGING AFTER A QUITE LLLLLLLOOOOOOOONNNNNNGGGGGGGG TIME.. ACTUALLY I WASNT BUSY BUT LAZY..BUT FRM NEW YEAR AM GONNA BLOG FREQUENTLY.. SO U ALSO DO CHECK FREQUENTLY.. .........
MY BEST NEW YEAR EVER!!!!
DAY - 1-01.01.10
Before 1.1.10. 12.01 am, new year was born, in our area the celebrations started.,.
11 pm-guys met
11.45 pm-new year wishes paintings drawings over
12.am-new yaer-2010..
Happy new year to uuuuuuu
Cakes (3) cut and applied on all faces
12.15-1.30-i got 17 calls !!!.. all new year wishes..
I called to 13..
Then chattin with guys till 3.30
01.01.10-4 AM-ME(NBS) slept
9.12 am-I woke
12.30 pm-left to cbe (nxt 2 days alumni meet,)
2.45-reached cbe
3.03-met jose
3.10-had juice
3.30-off to chitapa home
7.pm-Ate my all time favourite mushroom
7.40-brother came
Brother-Arun-currently doin MS ROBOTICS IN ROYAL INISTITUTE OF TECHNOLOGY SWEDEN!!
we were the best , but fate divided us..
We met after 3 years..
Spoke a llllllooooooootttttttttt
Then suddenly to mettu palayam
There grandma and small chiti
Met after quite few years..
Then returned home at 11.30
And finally slept at.12….
DAY-2 -02.01.10
Woke at 6.45
Reached PSG TECH HOSTEL AT -8.30
8.30-9.30-WITH HOSTEL GUYS
9.30-10.30-MET CLASS MATES
11-ATTENDED THE LECTURE GIVEN BY CTS PROJECT MANAGER
11-2-WITH GUYS AGAINN
2.05-ATE IN COLL CANTEN-GOOD MEAL
BACK TO HOSTEL AT 4..
4-6 PLAYED CRICKET IN TAT GREAT HOSTEL GROUND WITH MY REGULAR B.T TEXTILE GUYS
6-8 IN ROOM WITH GUYS
8-9 WENT OUT TO EAT MUSHROOM!!!
9-12 –GUYS..
SLEPT AT 12
DAY-3 03.01.10
WOKE AT-7
AS PROMISED-MSSM ARRIVED AT 5
MAGES AT 7
AND MADAN AT 9..
WE PLANNED FOR KOVAI KUTRALAM
I PLANNED AND ORGANISED A OMNI..
6 INCLUDING ME,SASI,KANJA LEFT HOSTEL AT 10
IN ARYAS AT 10.15
10-11ARYAS AND FUN STARTED DER WITH GUYS OTTIN ME EATIN DOSA!!
12-REACHED FALLS
12.30-STARTED BATHING
12-3 – FULL FUN IN ICE COLD WATER.. THE WATER IS REALLY REALLY VERY COLD M,AN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THEN A DIS SATISFIED LUNCH AT A FUCKING HOTEL(PASI YAARAI VITHADU)
5.00-BAK TO HOSTEL
5-7 – COPIED ALL PHOTOS TO RESPECTIVE STORAGE DEVICES
7.30-WE LEFT HEAVEN..
WE OLY LEFT.. OUR HEARTS DIDN’T!!
8.00-ATE MUSHROOM .
GOT BUS TO HOME AT 8.30
GOT DOWN IN THINDAL AT 10.45
WAITED FOR MY FRND TO PICK ME
BUT HE WAS CAUGHT TO COPS FOR FORGETTING LICENSE !!!
11-11.30-WAS FIGHTING WITH STREET DOGS !EH EH EH EH
11.45-ANOTHER FRND CAME TO RESCUE ME..
REACHED HOME AT 12!!!!!
HADDA GREATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT FIRST 3 DAYS OF THIS YEAR.. AM GONNA SHARE FREQUENTLY WATS HAPPENING IN AND AROUND ME WITH U.. KEEP READING..
NOTE- IF U READ THIS SLOWLY U CAN U’STAND TAT ALL D TIME GUYS,FRNS,BOYS,WERE WITH ME..
GUYS DO REALLY ROCK!!!!
LOVE U ..
Before 1.1.10. 12.01 am, new year was born, in our area the celebrations started.,.
11 pm-guys met
11.45 pm-new year wishes paintings drawings over
12.am-new yaer-2010..
Happy new year to uuuuuuu
Cakes (3) cut and applied on all faces
12.15-1.30-i got 17 calls !!!.. all new year wishes..
I called to 13..
Then chattin with guys till 3.30
01.01.10-4 AM-ME(NBS) slept
9.12 am-I woke
12.30 pm-left to cbe (nxt 2 days alumni meet,)
2.45-reached cbe
3.03-met jose
3.10-had juice
3.30-off to chitapa home
7.pm-Ate my all time favourite mushroom
7.40-brother came
Brother-Arun-currently doin MS ROBOTICS IN ROYAL INISTITUTE OF TECHNOLOGY SWEDEN!!
we were the best , but fate divided us..
We met after 3 years..
Spoke a llllllooooooootttttttttt
Then suddenly to mettu palayam
There grandma and small chiti
Met after quite few years..
Then returned home at 11.30
And finally slept at.12….
DAY-2 -02.01.10
Woke at 6.45
Reached PSG TECH HOSTEL AT -8.30
8.30-9.30-WITH HOSTEL GUYS
9.30-10.30-MET CLASS MATES
11-ATTENDED THE LECTURE GIVEN BY CTS PROJECT MANAGER
11-2-WITH GUYS AGAINN
2.05-ATE IN COLL CANTEN-GOOD MEAL
BACK TO HOSTEL AT 4..
4-6 PLAYED CRICKET IN TAT GREAT HOSTEL GROUND WITH MY REGULAR B.T TEXTILE GUYS
6-8 IN ROOM WITH GUYS
8-9 WENT OUT TO EAT MUSHROOM!!!
9-12 –GUYS..
SLEPT AT 12
DAY-3 03.01.10
WOKE AT-7
AS PROMISED-MSSM ARRIVED AT 5
MAGES AT 7
AND MADAN AT 9..
WE PLANNED FOR KOVAI KUTRALAM
I PLANNED AND ORGANISED A OMNI..
6 INCLUDING ME,SASI,KANJA LEFT HOSTEL AT 10
IN ARYAS AT 10.15
10-11ARYAS AND FUN STARTED DER WITH GUYS OTTIN ME EATIN DOSA!!
12-REACHED FALLS
12.30-STARTED BATHING
12-3 – FULL FUN IN ICE COLD WATER.. THE WATER IS REALLY REALLY VERY COLD M,AN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THEN A DIS SATISFIED LUNCH AT A FUCKING HOTEL(PASI YAARAI VITHADU)
5.00-BAK TO HOSTEL
5-7 – COPIED ALL PHOTOS TO RESPECTIVE STORAGE DEVICES
7.30-WE LEFT HEAVEN..
WE OLY LEFT.. OUR HEARTS DIDN’T!!
8.00-ATE MUSHROOM .
GOT BUS TO HOME AT 8.30
GOT DOWN IN THINDAL AT 10.45
WAITED FOR MY FRND TO PICK ME
BUT HE WAS CAUGHT TO COPS FOR FORGETTING LICENSE !!!
11-11.30-WAS FIGHTING WITH STREET DOGS !EH EH EH EH
11.45-ANOTHER FRND CAME TO RESCUE ME..
REACHED HOME AT 12!!!!!
HADDA GREATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT FIRST 3 DAYS OF THIS YEAR.. AM GONNA SHARE FREQUENTLY WATS HAPPENING IN AND AROUND ME WITH U.. KEEP READING..
NOTE- IF U READ THIS SLOWLY U CAN U’STAND TAT ALL D TIME GUYS,FRNS,BOYS,WERE WITH ME..
GUYS DO REALLY ROCK!!!!
LOVE U ..
Saturday, July 4, 2009
MOBILE NETWORKS IN TAMIL NADU
1. AIRTEL : India's number 1 network in the sense of most number of customers.. reliable network with considerable call costs..! new offers etc are exciting.. but since more customers are using, network traffic is very high at nights!!
2. AIRCEL : Number 1 network in tamil nadu as they say.. more customers from village and lots of offers.. low call rates make them survive here.. not reliable.. but usable.. as usual no hesitations in network problems and all !! they are many.. you can never contact customer care at the first time!!!!!
3. BPL-HUTCH-now Vodafone: Vodafone is world's number 1 network according to customers.. they are lakhs and lakhs using vodafone in england and round the world.. in india they are growing fast with those PUG and ZOO ZOO adds.. they are getting popular quickly..reliable network.. call cost more is the complaint..both CDMA and GSM available..
4. BSNL- bSNL IS THE BEST IN BUSINESS.. MOST GOVT WORKERS AND LADIES ARE USING IT.. AS ITS A GOVT PRODUCT MOST OLD ONES PREFER IT.. WIDE NETWORKS.. BUT NOT FAST ENOUGH.. CALL COSTS are the maximum 1 can keep!!!!! minimum call cost is 1.20 !!!
5. VIRGIN : ARE U VIRGIN ? COOL.. VERY NEW TO MOBILE MARKET THEY ARE.. THEIR SCHEMES SEEM ATTRACTIVE.. BUT NOT CONVINSINGLY GREAT SUCCESS IN INDIA..only CDMA is available.. no Spearate SIM card..
6. IDEA - Wat an IDEA Sirji ? it has some quantity of customers in Kerala and North India.. pretty new to India.. We have to Wait ..
7. MTS : mts really rocks.. very affordable call rates. free un limited messages.. good quality network.. more details contact me..i have a mts ..the company has to maintain this.. keep it up..
8.RELIANCE : most success ful network in CDMA version.. they sold mobiles with sim cards for 500 and almost every 1 had 1 with them..not much successful in TN.. also thier recently launched GSM service didnt prove GOOD..good wide network!!!!!
9.TATA INDICOM : A tata product.. not much successful in CDMA since their hand sets didnt last long.. but now they have launched DOCOMO!! its principle is SECONDS billing.. INDIA'Sfirst seconds billing was used by BPL-CURRENT VODAFONE and later every network followed/following minute billing wile TATA DOCOMO has again launched seconds billing.. u need not use rate cutters.. coz 1 second = 1 paise..
10.COIN BOX: any were any time.. cool ..
2. AIRCEL : Number 1 network in tamil nadu as they say.. more customers from village and lots of offers.. low call rates make them survive here.. not reliable.. but usable.. as usual no hesitations in network problems and all !! they are many.. you can never contact customer care at the first time!!!!!
3. BPL-HUTCH-now Vodafone: Vodafone is world's number 1 network according to customers.. they are lakhs and lakhs using vodafone in england and round the world.. in india they are growing fast with those PUG and ZOO ZOO adds.. they are getting popular quickly..reliable network.. call cost more is the complaint..both CDMA and GSM available..
4. BSNL- bSNL IS THE BEST IN BUSINESS.. MOST GOVT WORKERS AND LADIES ARE USING IT.. AS ITS A GOVT PRODUCT MOST OLD ONES PREFER IT.. WIDE NETWORKS.. BUT NOT FAST ENOUGH.. CALL COSTS are the maximum 1 can keep!!!!! minimum call cost is 1.20 !!!
5. VIRGIN : ARE U VIRGIN ? COOL.. VERY NEW TO MOBILE MARKET THEY ARE.. THEIR SCHEMES SEEM ATTRACTIVE.. BUT NOT CONVINSINGLY GREAT SUCCESS IN INDIA..only CDMA is available.. no Spearate SIM card..
6. IDEA - Wat an IDEA Sirji ? it has some quantity of customers in Kerala and North India.. pretty new to India.. We have to Wait ..
7. MTS : mts really rocks.. very affordable call rates. free un limited messages.. good quality network.. more details contact me..i have a mts ..the company has to maintain this.. keep it up..
8.RELIANCE : most success ful network in CDMA version.. they sold mobiles with sim cards for 500 and almost every 1 had 1 with them..not much successful in TN.. also thier recently launched GSM service didnt prove GOOD..good wide network!!!!!
9.TATA INDICOM : A tata product.. not much successful in CDMA since their hand sets didnt last long.. but now they have launched DOCOMO!! its principle is SECONDS billing.. INDIA'Sfirst seconds billing was used by BPL-CURRENT VODAFONE and later every network followed/following minute billing wile TATA DOCOMO has again launched seconds billing.. u need not use rate cutters.. coz 1 second = 1 paise..
10.COIN BOX: any were any time.. cool ..
Tuesday, May 26, 2009
TOP 10 SEARCHES
TOP 10 SEARCHES IN GOOGLE & YAHOO FOR 2008
TOP 10 SEARCHES FOR 2008 IN GOOGLE :
sarah palin
beijing 2008
facebook login
tuenti
heath ledger
obama
nasza klasa
wer kennt wen
euro 2008
jonas brothers
TOP 10 SEARCHES FOR 2008 IN YAHOO:
1. Britney Spears
2. WWE
3. Barrack Obama
4. Miley Cyrus
5. Rune Scape
6. Jesica Alba
7. Naruto
8. Lindsay Lohan
9. Angelina Jolie
10. American Idol
INDIA’S TOP 10 SEARCHES ON GOOGLE:
Here is a look at 2008 through the collective eyes of the Indian users on the web. While developing the 2008 report, Google looked at various aspects of these searches to understand what was on Internet user’s minds. They retrieved the most frequently-searched terms for the period across many categories like Bollywood Celebrities, Holiday destinations etc. In addition They also looked at the top 10 search words in India. This was done by reviewing several thousands of 2008's most popular searches and ranking them based on how much their popularity increased compared to 2007.
TOP 10:
youtube
orkut
katrina kaif
cricket
irctc
facebook
genelia d'souza
beijing 2008 olympic games
sixth pay commission
ipl
Most Popular
orkut
gmail
yahoo
google
youtube
yahoomail
indian railways
rediff
cricket
katrina kaif
Top searches on Mobile
orkut
yahoo
waptrick
gmail
games
katrina kaif
rediffmail
yahoomail
namitha
google
Top Bollywood Celebrities
katrina kaif
aishwarya rai
salman khan
hrithik roshan
kareena kapoor
shahid kapur
deepika padukone
shahrukh khan
mallika sherawat
genelia d'souza
Top holiday destinations
goa
kerala
kashmir
dubai
singapore
australia
london
shimla
switzerland
manali
Top 'how to' searches
how to reduce weight
how to kiss
how to earn money
how to get pregnant
how to learn english
how to gain weight
how to play guitar
how to create a website
how to impress a girl
how to tie a tie
SOURCE:
http://url.ie/zfp
http://url.ie/zlc
TOP 10 SEARCHES FOR 2008 IN GOOGLE :
sarah palin
beijing 2008
facebook login
tuenti
heath ledger
obama
nasza klasa
wer kennt wen
euro 2008
jonas brothers
TOP 10 SEARCHES FOR 2008 IN YAHOO:
1. Britney Spears
2. WWE
3. Barrack Obama
4. Miley Cyrus
5. Rune Scape
6. Jesica Alba
7. Naruto
8. Lindsay Lohan
9. Angelina Jolie
10. American Idol
INDIA’S TOP 10 SEARCHES ON GOOGLE:
Here is a look at 2008 through the collective eyes of the Indian users on the web. While developing the 2008 report, Google looked at various aspects of these searches to understand what was on Internet user’s minds. They retrieved the most frequently-searched terms for the period across many categories like Bollywood Celebrities, Holiday destinations etc. In addition They also looked at the top 10 search words in India. This was done by reviewing several thousands of 2008's most popular searches and ranking them based on how much their popularity increased compared to 2007.
TOP 10:
youtube
orkut
katrina kaif
cricket
irctc
genelia d'souza
beijing 2008 olympic games
sixth pay commission
ipl
Most Popular
orkut
gmail
yahoo
youtube
yahoomail
indian railways
rediff
cricket
katrina kaif
Top searches on Mobile
orkut
yahoo
waptrick
gmail
games
katrina kaif
rediffmail
yahoomail
namitha
Top Bollywood Celebrities
katrina kaif
aishwarya rai
salman khan
hrithik roshan
kareena kapoor
shahid kapur
deepika padukone
shahrukh khan
mallika sherawat
genelia d'souza
Top holiday destinations
goa
kerala
kashmir
dubai
singapore
australia
london
shimla
switzerland
manali
Top 'how to' searches
how to reduce weight
how to kiss
how to earn money
how to get pregnant
how to learn english
how to gain weight
how to play guitar
how to create a website
how to impress a girl
how to tie a tie
SOURCE:
http://url.ie/zfp
http://url.ie/zlc
Saturday, April 11, 2009
JOKES TAT U WILL MAKE U LAUGH FOR SURE
BOY : May I hold your hand?
GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy.
GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me!
BOY : You love me...
GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring??
BOY : Sure, what's your phone number??
GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest.
BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple
GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever.
BOY : Don't you ever want to improve??
BOY : I love you and I could die for you!
GIRL : How soon??
BOY : I would go to the end of the world for you!
GIRL : Yes, but would you stay there??
SHARON : Have you ever had a hot passionate, burning
kiss??
TRACY : I did once. He'd forgotten to take the
cigarette out of his mouth.
MAN : You remind me of the sea.
WOMAN : Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting?
MAN : NO, because you make me sick.
WIFE : You tell a man something, it goes in one ear
and comes out of the other.
HUSBAND : You tell a woman something: It goes in both
ears and comes out of the mouth.
MARY : John says I'm pretty. Andrew says I'm ugly.What
do u think,
Peter?
PETER : A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly.
1) Girlfriend : "...And are you sure you love me and
no one else ?"
Boyfriend : "Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again
yesterday".
2) Teacher : "Which is more important to us, the sun
or the moon?"
Pupil : "The moon".
Teacher : "Why?"
Pupil : "The moon gives us light at night when we need
it but the sun gives us light only in the day time
when we don't need it".
3) Teacher : "What do you call a person who keeps on
talking when people are no longer interested?"
Pupil : "A teacher".
4) Waiter : "Would you like your coffee black?"
Customer : "What other colors do you have?"
5) My father is so old that when he was in school,
history was called current affairs.
6) Teacher : "Sam, you talk a lot !"
Sam : "It's a family tradition".
Teacher : "What do you mean?"
Sam : "Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father
is a teacher".
Teacher : "What about your mother?"
Sam : "She's a woman".
7) Tom : "How should I convey the news to my father
that I've failed?"
David: "You just send a telegram: Result declared,
past year's performance repeated".
8) Teacher : "Now, children, if I saw a man beating a
donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be
showing?"
Student : "Brotherly love".
9) Teacher : "Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say
prayers before eating?"
Sam : "No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good
cook".
10) Patient : "What are the chances of my recovering
doctor?"
Doctor : "One hundred percent. Medical records show
that nine out of ten people die of the disease you
have. Yours is the tenth case I've treated. The others
all died".
11) Teacher : " Can anybody give an example of
COINCIDENCE?"
One Student : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married
on the same day and at the same time."
12) Teacher : " George Washington not only chopped
down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it.
Now do you know why his father didn't punish him ?"
One Student: " Because George still had the axe in is hand."
SCHOOL LIFE
school life : i know u will remember your school days after u read this ..
Here are some sayings from School.....smile!
.
Teacher: 'What is your name?'Student: 'Mera naam Suraj Prakash hai.'Teacher: 'When I ask a question in English, answer it in English.'
Student: 'My name is Sunlight.
Teacher: 'What is your name?'.Student: 'My name is Beautiful Red Underwear'Teacher: 'What kind of a name is this? Don't joke tell me the right name'Student: 'My name is Sunderlal Chadda."
Teacher: What happened in 1869?Student: Gandhiji was born.Teacher: What happened in 1873?Student: Gandhiji was four years old.
Teacher: What is the full form of maths?
Student: Mentally affected teachers harassing students
Teacher: Now children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him then what virtue would I be showing?Student: BROTHERLY LOVE
Teacher: Because of Gandhiji's hard work what do we get on 15th August?Student: A holiday
Teacher: 'Can anyone give me an example of Coincidence? '
Johnny: 'Sir, my mother and father got married on the same day same time.'
Teacher: How old is ur father.Sunny: As old as I am.Teacher: How is it possible?
Sunny: He became father only after I was born. (1st Rank)
Teacher: There is a frog, Ship is sinking, potatoes cost Rs3/kg...Then, what is my age?Student: 32 yrs.Teacher: How do you know?Student: Well, my sister is 16 yrs old and she is half mad.
Here are some sayings from School.....smile!
.
Teacher: 'What is your name?'Student: 'Mera naam Suraj Prakash hai.'Teacher: 'When I ask a question in English, answer it in English.'
Student: 'My name is Sunlight.
Teacher: 'What is your name?'.Student: 'My name is Beautiful Red Underwear'Teacher: 'What kind of a name is this? Don't joke tell me the right name'Student: 'My name is Sunderlal Chadda."
Teacher: What happened in 1869?Student: Gandhiji was born.Teacher: What happened in 1873?Student: Gandhiji was four years old.
Teacher: What is the full form of maths?
Student: Mentally affected teachers harassing students
Teacher: Now children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him then what virtue would I be showing?Student: BROTHERLY LOVE
Teacher: Because of Gandhiji's hard work what do we get on 15th August?Student: A holiday
Teacher: 'Can anyone give me an example of Coincidence? '
Johnny: 'Sir, my mother and father got married on the same day same time.'
Teacher: How old is ur father.Sunny: As old as I am.Teacher: How is it possible?
Sunny: He became father only after I was born. (1st Rank)
Teacher: There is a frog, Ship is sinking, potatoes cost Rs3/kg...Then, what is my age?Student: 32 yrs.Teacher: How do you know?Student: Well, my sister is 16 yrs old and she is half mad.
Friday, March 13, 2009
ROUND THE WORLD IN 80 DAYS
The story starts in London on October 2, 1872. Phileas Fogg is a wealthy English gentleman who lives unmarried in solitude at Number 7 Saville Row, Burlington Gardens. Despite his wealth, which is of unknown origin, Mr. Fogg, whose countenance is described as "repose in action", lives a modest life with habits carried out with mathematical precision. As is noted in the first chapter, very little can be said about Mr. Fogg's social life other than that he is a member of the Reform Club. Having dismissed his former valet, James Foster, for bringing him shaving water at 84 degrees Fahrenheit rather than the regular 86, Mr. Fogg hires the Frenchman Passepartout, of around 30 years of age, as a replacement.
Later, on that day, in the Reform Club, Fogg gets involved in an argument over an article in The Daily Telegraph, stating that with the opening of a new railway section in India, it is now possible to travel around the world in 80 days.
Map of the trip
The proposed schedule
London to Suez
rail and steamer
7 days
Suez to Bombay
steamer
13 days
Bombay to Calcutta
rail
3 days
Calcutta to Hong Kong
steamer
13 days
Hong Kong to Yokohama
steamer
6 days
Yokohama to San Francisco
steamer
22 days
San Francisco to New York
rail
7 days
New York to London
steamer and rail
9 days
Total
80 days
He accepts a wager for £20,000 from his fellow club members, which he will receive if he makes it around the world in 80 days. Accompanied by his manservant Passepartout, he leaves London by train at 8.45 P.M. on October 2, 1872, and thus is due back at the Reform Club at the same time 80 days later, on December 21.
Fogg and Passepartout reach Suez in time. While disembarking in Egypt, they are watched by a Scotland Yard detective named Fix, who has been dispatched from London in search of a bank robber. Because Fogg matches the description of the bank robber, Fix mistakes Fogg for the criminal. Since he cannot secure a warrant in time, Fix goes on board the steamer conveying the travellers to Bombay. During the voyage, Fix becomes acquainted with Passepartout, without revealing his purpose. On the voyage, Fogg promises the engineer a large reward if he gets them to Bombay early. They dock two days ahead of schedule.
Now with two days extra, Fogg and Passepartout switch to the railway in Bombay, setting off for Calcutta, Fix now following them undercover. As it turns out that the construction of the railway is not totally finished, they are forced to get over the remaining gap between two stations by riding an elephant, which Phileas Fogg purchases at the prodigious price of 2,000 pounds.
During the ride, they come across a suttee procession, in which a young Parsi woman, Aouda, is led to a sanctuary to be sacrificed by the process of sati the next day by Brahmins. Since the young woman is drugged with the smoke of opium and hemp and obviously not going voluntarily, the travellers decide to rescue her. They follow the procession to the site, where Passepartout secretly takes the place of Aouda's deceased husband on the funeral pyre, on which she is to be burned the next morning. During the ceremony, he then rises from the pyre, scaring off the priests, and carries the young woman away. Due to this incident, the two days gained earlier are lost but Fogg does not regret it.
The travellers then hasten on to catch the train at the next railway station, taking Aouda with them. At Calcutta, they can finally board a steamer going to Hong Kong. Fix, who had secretly been following them, has Fogg and Passepartout arrested in Calcutta. However, they jump bail and Fix is forced to follow them to Hong Kong. On board, he shows himself to Passepartout, who is delighted to meet again his travelling companion from the earlier voyage.
In Hong Kong, it turns out that Aouda's distant relative, in whose care they had been planning to leave her, has moved, likely to Holland, so they decide to take her with them to Europe. Meanwhile, still without a warrant, Fix sees Hong Kong as his last chance to arrest Fogg on British soil. He therefore confides in Passepartout, who does not believe a word and remains convinced that his master is not a bank robber. To prevent Passepartout from informing his master about the premature departure of their next vessel, Fix gets Passepartout drunk and drugs him in an opium den. In his dizziness, Passepartout yet manages to catch the steamer to Yokohama, but neglects to inform Fogg.
Fogg, on the next day, discovers that he has missed his connection. He goes in search of a vessel that will take him to Yokohama. He finds a pilot boat that takes him and his companion (Aouda) to Shanghai, where they catch a steamer to Yokohama. In Yokohama, they go on a search for Passepartout, believing that he may have arrived there with the original connection. They find him in a circus, trying to earn his homeward journey.
Reunited, the four board a steamer taking them across the Pacific to San Francisco. Fix promises Passepartout that now, having left British soil, he will no longer try to delay Fogg's journey, but rather support him in getting back to Britain as fast as possible (to have him arrested there).
In San Francisco, they get on the train to New York.
On the next day, Fogg starts looking for an alternative for the crossing of the Atlantic. He finds a small steamboat, destined for Bordeaux. However, the captain of the boat refuses to take the company to Liverpool, whereupon Fogg consents to be taken to Bordeaux. On the voyage, he bribes the crew to mutiny and take course for Liverpool. Going on full steam all the time, the boat runs out of fuel after a few days. Fogg buys the boat at a very high price from the captain, soothing him thereby, and has the crew burn all the wooden parts to keep up the steam.
The companions arrive at Queenstown, Ireland, in time to reach London via Dublin and Liverpool before the deadline. However, once on British soil again, Fix produces a warrant and arrests Fogg. A short time later, the misunderstanding is cleared up—the actual bank robber had been caught three days earlier in Edinburgh.
“Here I am, gentlemen!”
In response to this, Fogg, in a rare moment of impulse, punches Fix, who immediately falls to the ground. However, Fogg has missed the train and returns to London five minutes late, assured that he has lost the wager.
In his London house the next day, he apologises to Aouda for bringing her with him, since he now has to live in poverty and cannot financially support her. Aouda suddenly confesses that she loves him and asks him to marry her, which he gladly accepts. He calls for Passepartout to notify the reverend. At the reverend's, Passepartout learns that he is mistaken in the date, which he takes to be Sunday but which actually is Saturday due to the fact that the party travelled east, thereby gaining a full day on their journey around the globe, by crossing the International Date Line. He did not notice this in the USA, since there were daily trains, and because he hired his own ship across the Atlantic.
Passepartout hurries back to Fogg, who immediately sets off for the Reform Club, where he arrives just in time to win the wager. Fogg marries Aouda and the journey around the world is complete.
Later, on that day, in the Reform Club, Fogg gets involved in an argument over an article in The Daily Telegraph, stating that with the opening of a new railway section in India, it is now possible to travel around the world in 80 days.
Map of the trip
The proposed schedule
London to Suez
rail and steamer
7 days
Suez to Bombay
steamer
13 days
Bombay to Calcutta
rail
3 days
Calcutta to Hong Kong
steamer
13 days
Hong Kong to Yokohama
steamer
6 days
Yokohama to San Francisco
steamer
22 days
San Francisco to New York
rail
7 days
New York to London
steamer and rail
9 days
Total
80 days
He accepts a wager for £20,000 from his fellow club members, which he will receive if he makes it around the world in 80 days. Accompanied by his manservant Passepartout, he leaves London by train at 8.45 P.M. on October 2, 1872, and thus is due back at the Reform Club at the same time 80 days later, on December 21.
Fogg and Passepartout reach Suez in time. While disembarking in Egypt, they are watched by a Scotland Yard detective named Fix, who has been dispatched from London in search of a bank robber. Because Fogg matches the description of the bank robber, Fix mistakes Fogg for the criminal. Since he cannot secure a warrant in time, Fix goes on board the steamer conveying the travellers to Bombay. During the voyage, Fix becomes acquainted with Passepartout, without revealing his purpose. On the voyage, Fogg promises the engineer a large reward if he gets them to Bombay early. They dock two days ahead of schedule.
Now with two days extra, Fogg and Passepartout switch to the railway in Bombay, setting off for Calcutta, Fix now following them undercover. As it turns out that the construction of the railway is not totally finished, they are forced to get over the remaining gap between two stations by riding an elephant, which Phileas Fogg purchases at the prodigious price of 2,000 pounds.
During the ride, they come across a suttee procession, in which a young Parsi woman, Aouda, is led to a sanctuary to be sacrificed by the process of sati the next day by Brahmins. Since the young woman is drugged with the smoke of opium and hemp and obviously not going voluntarily, the travellers decide to rescue her. They follow the procession to the site, where Passepartout secretly takes the place of Aouda's deceased husband on the funeral pyre, on which she is to be burned the next morning. During the ceremony, he then rises from the pyre, scaring off the priests, and carries the young woman away. Due to this incident, the two days gained earlier are lost but Fogg does not regret it.
The travellers then hasten on to catch the train at the next railway station, taking Aouda with them. At Calcutta, they can finally board a steamer going to Hong Kong. Fix, who had secretly been following them, has Fogg and Passepartout arrested in Calcutta. However, they jump bail and Fix is forced to follow them to Hong Kong. On board, he shows himself to Passepartout, who is delighted to meet again his travelling companion from the earlier voyage.
In Hong Kong, it turns out that Aouda's distant relative, in whose care they had been planning to leave her, has moved, likely to Holland, so they decide to take her with them to Europe. Meanwhile, still without a warrant, Fix sees Hong Kong as his last chance to arrest Fogg on British soil. He therefore confides in Passepartout, who does not believe a word and remains convinced that his master is not a bank robber. To prevent Passepartout from informing his master about the premature departure of their next vessel, Fix gets Passepartout drunk and drugs him in an opium den. In his dizziness, Passepartout yet manages to catch the steamer to Yokohama, but neglects to inform Fogg.
Fogg, on the next day, discovers that he has missed his connection. He goes in search of a vessel that will take him to Yokohama. He finds a pilot boat that takes him and his companion (Aouda) to Shanghai, where they catch a steamer to Yokohama. In Yokohama, they go on a search for Passepartout, believing that he may have arrived there with the original connection. They find him in a circus, trying to earn his homeward journey.
Reunited, the four board a steamer taking them across the Pacific to San Francisco. Fix promises Passepartout that now, having left British soil, he will no longer try to delay Fogg's journey, but rather support him in getting back to Britain as fast as possible (to have him arrested there).
In San Francisco, they get on the train to New York.
On the next day, Fogg starts looking for an alternative for the crossing of the Atlantic. He finds a small steamboat, destined for Bordeaux. However, the captain of the boat refuses to take the company to Liverpool, whereupon Fogg consents to be taken to Bordeaux. On the voyage, he bribes the crew to mutiny and take course for Liverpool. Going on full steam all the time, the boat runs out of fuel after a few days. Fogg buys the boat at a very high price from the captain, soothing him thereby, and has the crew burn all the wooden parts to keep up the steam.
The companions arrive at Queenstown, Ireland, in time to reach London via Dublin and Liverpool before the deadline. However, once on British soil again, Fix produces a warrant and arrests Fogg. A short time later, the misunderstanding is cleared up—the actual bank robber had been caught three days earlier in Edinburgh.
“Here I am, gentlemen!”
In response to this, Fogg, in a rare moment of impulse, punches Fix, who immediately falls to the ground. However, Fogg has missed the train and returns to London five minutes late, assured that he has lost the wager.
In his London house the next day, he apologises to Aouda for bringing her with him, since he now has to live in poverty and cannot financially support her. Aouda suddenly confesses that she loves him and asks him to marry her, which he gladly accepts. He calls for Passepartout to notify the reverend. At the reverend's, Passepartout learns that he is mistaken in the date, which he takes to be Sunday but which actually is Saturday due to the fact that the party travelled east, thereby gaining a full day on their journey around the globe, by crossing the International Date Line. He did not notice this in the USA, since there were daily trains, and because he hired his own ship across the Atlantic.
Passepartout hurries back to Fogg, who immediately sets off for the Reform Club, where he arrives just in time to win the wager. Fogg marries Aouda and the journey around the world is complete.
Thursday, March 12, 2009
Slumdog Millionaire - Review (copy righted version )
Here s d review of one of d best movies I'd ever seen..The movie is about the Indian version of the hit TV show Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? Dev Patel plays Jamal Malik, a former Mumbai street-kid who has a job making tea at a call centre. He astonishes all of India by entering the show as a contestant and triumphantly getting question after question right. Is he a fraud? A savant genius? Or is something weird going on? His amazing winning streak means he has to come back the next evening for the final big-money question and overnight he is brutally interrogated by Mumbai cops convinced he is a cheat. They take him through each of the questions he got right, and Jamal's life story unfolds in flashback as our hero reveals that each question, like each of Max Bygraves's cards, has a special significance. His tale involves crime, drama, knockabout comedy and romance. Various characters determine his fate: his gangster brother Salim (Madhur Mittal), the love of his life Latika (Freida Pinto) and Prem (Anil Kapoor), the creepy quizmaster himself, who has his own interest in Jamal's staggering success.This movie has interesting antecedents. It is not the first to be made about Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? Patrice Leconte's 2006 film My Best Friend, starring Daniel Auteuil, features a nailbiting edition of the French version of Millionaire. Leconte's film, like Boyle's, culminates with a "phone a friend" showstopper and both cheekily suggest the show is transmitted live, when, in real life, it is of course recorded and edited well in advance, at least partly to weed out the cheats.I have some knowledge of all this, incidentally. I was once the "friend" telephoned by a contestant on the show but at the crucial moment, my mobile phone was, shamingly, out of range. Chris Tarrant's face was reportedly a picture of polite bemusement as my voicemail message echoed pointlessly around the studio, before being smartly cut off and the contestant was permitted to phone another "friend". Naturally, hiccups like that don't make it on to air.Slumdog Millionaire is co-produced by Celador Films, owners of the rights to the original TV show, and so it functions as a feature-length product placement for the programme, whose apotheosis here came when would-be cheat Major Charles Ingram tried to scam the quiz in 2001. All he got was a suspended sentence, a fine and minor celebrity status, and the show got mouthwatering publicity. In this film, poor Jamal is, simply on suspicion of wrongdoing, beaten to a pulp by the police and horribly tortured with electrodes - the nastiest interrogation scene I've watched for a while. But afterwards he makes it into the studio as fresh as a daisy. What the Mumbai police make of their unflattering portrayal, I can't imagine.Despite the extravagant drama and some demonstrations of the savagery meted out to India's street children, this is a cheerfully undemanding and unreflective film with a vision of India that, if not touristy exactly, is certainly an outsider's view; it depends for its full enjoyment on not being taken too seriously.Interestingly, the co-creator of Millionaire, Steven Knight, is himself a screenwriter who has scripted far more serious films than this: Stephen Frears's Dirty Pretty Things (also co-produced by Celador) and David Cronenberg's Eastern Promises. Slumdog Millionaire really is gentle compared with, say, Robert Redford's satire Quiz Show and softcore compared with Danny Boyle's famous movies, Trainspotting and Shallow Grave. In fact, it's more of a kids' yarn, like his wacky caper Millions.Well, for all this, it's got punch and narrative pizzazz: a strong, clear, instantly graspable storyline that doesn't encumber itself with character complexity, and the cinematography by Anthony Dod Mantle is tremendous. It's definitely got that quirky-underdog twinkle and the silverware glint of awards can't be far away..
Here s d review of one of d best movies I'd ever seen..The movie is about the Indian version of the hit TV show Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? Dev Patel plays Jamal Malik, a former Mumbai street-kid who has a job making tea at a call centre. He astonishes all of India by entering the show as a contestant and triumphantly getting question after question right. Is he a fraud? A savant genius? Or is something weird going on? His amazing winning streak means he has to come back the next evening for the final big-money question and overnight he is brutally interrogated by Mumbai cops convinced he is a cheat. They take him through each of the questions he got right, and Jamal's life story unfolds in flashback as our hero reveals that each question, like each of Max Bygraves's cards, has a special significance. His tale involves crime, drama, knockabout comedy and romance. Various characters determine his fate: his gangster brother Salim (Madhur Mittal), the love of his life Latika (Freida Pinto) and Prem (Anil Kapoor), the creepy quizmaster himself, who has his own interest in Jamal's staggering success.This movie has interesting antecedents. It is not the first to be made about Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? Patrice Leconte's 2006 film My Best Friend, starring Daniel Auteuil, features a nailbiting edition of the French version of Millionaire. Leconte's film, like Boyle's, culminates with a "phone a friend" showstopper and both cheekily suggest the show is transmitted live, when, in real life, it is of course recorded and edited well in advance, at least partly to weed out the cheats.I have some knowledge of all this, incidentally. I was once the "friend" telephoned by a contestant on the show but at the crucial moment, my mobile phone was, shamingly, out of range. Chris Tarrant's face was reportedly a picture of polite bemusement as my voicemail message echoed pointlessly around the studio, before being smartly cut off and the contestant was permitted to phone another "friend". Naturally, hiccups like that don't make it on to air.Slumdog Millionaire is co-produced by Celador Films, owners of the rights to the original TV show, and so it functions as a feature-length product placement for the programme, whose apotheosis here came when would-be cheat Major Charles Ingram tried to scam the quiz in 2001. All he got was a suspended sentence, a fine and minor celebrity status, and the show got mouthwatering publicity. In this film, poor Jamal is, simply on suspicion of wrongdoing, beaten to a pulp by the police and horribly tortured with electrodes - the nastiest interrogation scene I've watched for a while. But afterwards he makes it into the studio as fresh as a daisy. What the Mumbai police make of their unflattering portrayal, I can't imagine.Despite the extravagant drama and some demonstrations of the savagery meted out to India's street children, this is a cheerfully undemanding and unreflective film with a vision of India that, if not touristy exactly, is certainly an outsider's view; it depends for its full enjoyment on not being taken too seriously.Interestingly, the co-creator of Millionaire, Steven Knight, is himself a screenwriter who has scripted far more serious films than this: Stephen Frears's Dirty Pretty Things (also co-produced by Celador) and David Cronenberg's Eastern Promises. Slumdog Millionaire really is gentle compared with, say, Robert Redford's satire Quiz Show and softcore compared with Danny Boyle's famous movies, Trainspotting and Shallow Grave. In fact, it's more of a kids' yarn, like his wacky caper Millions.Well, for all this, it's got punch and narrative pizzazz: a strong, clear, instantly graspable storyline that doesn't encumber itself with character complexity, and the cinematography by Anthony Dod Mantle is tremendous. It's definitely got that quirky-underdog twinkle and the silverware glint of awards can't be far away..
INTELLIGENT MONKEY
INTELLIGENT MONKEYOnce in America a plane crashed, only a monkey who was travelling in the plane was left alive.Fortunately the monkey was intelligent enough to understand our language and reply in actions. The officials went to see the monkey in the hospital and had a talk with the monkey.Officer: "When the plane took off what were the travellers doing?"Monkey : "Tying their seat belts" Officer: "What were the airhostesses doing?"Monkey: "Saying Hello! and Morning Wishes!"Officer: "What were the pilots doing?"Monkey: "Checking the Flight system"Officer: "What were you doing?"Monkey: "Looking all these events"Officer: "After 10' minutes what were the travellers doing?"Monkey: "Having beverages and snacks"Officer: "What were the airhostesses doing?"Monkey: "Serving the travellers"Officer: "What were the Pilots doing?"Monkey: "Handling the steering"Officer: "What were you doing?"Monkey: "Eating & throwing"Officer: "After 30 minutes what were the travellers doing?"Monkey: "Some were sleeping and some were reading"Officer: "What were the airhostesses doing?"Monkey: "Make up"Officer: "What were the pilots doing?"Monkey: "Handling the Aircraft"Officer: "What were you doing?"Monkey: " Nothing"Officer: "Just before plane crash what were the travellers doing?"Monkey: "All were sleeping"Officer: "What were the air hostesses doing?"Monkey: "Kissing the pilots"Officer: "What were the pilots doing?"Monkey: "Responding"Officer: "What were you doing?"Monkey: "Handling the steering".
INTELLIGENT MONKEYOnce in America a plane crashed, only a monkey who was travelling in the plane was left alive.Fortunately the monkey was intelligent enough to understand our language and reply in actions. The officials went to see the monkey in the hospital and had a talk with the monkey.Officer: "When the plane took off what were the travellers doing?"Monkey : "Tying their seat belts" Officer: "What were the airhostesses doing?"Monkey: "Saying Hello! and Morning Wishes!"Officer: "What were the pilots doing?"Monkey: "Checking the Flight system"Officer: "What were you doing?"Monkey: "Looking all these events"Officer: "After 10' minutes what were the travellers doing?"Monkey: "Having beverages and snacks"Officer: "What were the airhostesses doing?"Monkey: "Serving the travellers"Officer: "What were the Pilots doing?"Monkey: "Handling the steering"Officer: "What were you doing?"Monkey: "Eating & throwing"Officer: "After 30 minutes what were the travellers doing?"Monkey: "Some were sleeping and some were reading"Officer: "What were the airhostesses doing?"Monkey: "Make up"Officer: "What were the pilots doing?"Monkey: "Handling the Aircraft"Officer: "What were you doing?"Monkey: " Nothing"Officer: "Just before plane crash what were the travellers doing?"Monkey: "All were sleeping"Officer: "What were the air hostesses doing?"Monkey: "Kissing the pilots"Officer: "What were the pilots doing?"Monkey: "Responding"Officer: "What were you doing?"Monkey: "Handling the steering".
Friday, February 6, 2009
IPL auction 2009
List of players sold
February 6, 2009
Seventeen slots were filled in over two hours of the 2009 IPL auction in Goa. Here is a list of the players who have been bought at the auction (base price in brackets; all numbers in US$):
Pool AShaun Tait to Rajasthan Royals 375,000 (250,000)JP Duminy to Mumbai Indians 950,000 (300,000)Andrew Flintoff to Chennai Super Kings 1.55 million (950,000)Kevin Pietersen to Bangalore Royal Challengers 1.55 million (1.35 million)
Pool BFidel Edwards to Deccan Chargers 150,000 (150,000)Owais Shah to Delhi Daredevils 275,000 (150,000)Paul Collingwood to Delhi 275,000 (250,000)
Stuart Clark, Brad Haddin and Chamara Kapugedara were unsold.
Pool CTyron Henderson to Rajasthan 650,000 (100,000)Ravi Bopara to Kings XI Punjab 450,000 (150,000)Thilan Thushara to Chennai 140,000 (125,000)Jesse Ryder to Bangalore 160,000 (100,000)Kyle Mills to Mumbai 150,000 (150,000).
Ashwell Prince, Phil Jaques, Andre Nel, Luke Wright and Nuwan Kulasekara were unsold.
Pool DDwayne Smith to Deccan Chargers 100,000 (100,000)Jerome Taylor to Punjab 150,000 (150,000)Mohammad Ashraful to Mumbai 75,000 (75,000)
Samit Patel, Shakib-al-Hassan, Morne Van Wyk, Stephen Smith, Ashley Noffke, Gulam Bodi and Daren Powell were unsold.
Pool ETamim Iqbal, Jon Moss, Bryce McGain, James Franklin, Aiden Blizzard, Ramnaresh Sarwan, Michael Klinger, Kaushalya Weeraratne, Prasanna Jayawardene and Dominic Thornley were unsold.
Pool FMashrafe Mortaza to Kolkata Knight Riders 600,000 (50,000)George Bailey to Chennai 50,000 (50,000)
Yusuf Abdulla, Daniel Harris, Kemar Roach, Aaron Bird, Michael Dighton, Michael Hill and Brett Geeves were unsold.
List of players sold
February 6, 2009
Seventeen slots were filled in over two hours of the 2009 IPL auction in Goa. Here is a list of the players who have been bought at the auction (base price in brackets; all numbers in US$):
Pool AShaun Tait to Rajasthan Royals 375,000 (250,000)JP Duminy to Mumbai Indians 950,000 (300,000)Andrew Flintoff to Chennai Super Kings 1.55 million (950,000)Kevin Pietersen to Bangalore Royal Challengers 1.55 million (1.35 million)
Pool BFidel Edwards to Deccan Chargers 150,000 (150,000)Owais Shah to Delhi Daredevils 275,000 (150,000)Paul Collingwood to Delhi 275,000 (250,000)
Stuart Clark, Brad Haddin and Chamara Kapugedara were unsold.
Pool CTyron Henderson to Rajasthan 650,000 (100,000)Ravi Bopara to Kings XI Punjab 450,000 (150,000)Thilan Thushara to Chennai 140,000 (125,000)Jesse Ryder to Bangalore 160,000 (100,000)Kyle Mills to Mumbai 150,000 (150,000).
Ashwell Prince, Phil Jaques, Andre Nel, Luke Wright and Nuwan Kulasekara were unsold.
Pool DDwayne Smith to Deccan Chargers 100,000 (100,000)Jerome Taylor to Punjab 150,000 (150,000)Mohammad Ashraful to Mumbai 75,000 (75,000)
Samit Patel, Shakib-al-Hassan, Morne Van Wyk, Stephen Smith, Ashley Noffke, Gulam Bodi and Daren Powell were unsold.
Pool ETamim Iqbal, Jon Moss, Bryce McGain, James Franklin, Aiden Blizzard, Ramnaresh Sarwan, Michael Klinger, Kaushalya Weeraratne, Prasanna Jayawardene and Dominic Thornley were unsold.
Pool FMashrafe Mortaza to Kolkata Knight Riders 600,000 (50,000)George Bailey to Chennai 50,000 (50,000)
Yusuf Abdulla, Daniel Harris, Kemar Roach, Aaron Bird, Michael Dighton, Michael Hill and Brett Geeves were unsold.
Thursday, February 5, 2009
MY OWN THOUGHT OF ''FRIENDSHIP''
Here is one of d best friendship SMS I received from ma frnd...Enjoy!I'm so blessed to have frndsWith whom I've grown so Close,So this little poem I dedicate to themBcoz to me they're the 'Most'Its not jus a forwardBut my heart word !!Courtesy: Bharath ( +919787219796 , bharathpsg1989@yahoo.com
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