Bharath - d King !: 2009

Saturday, July 4, 2009

MOBILE NETWORKS IN TAMIL NADU

1. AIRTEL : India's number 1 network in the sense of most number of customers.. reliable network with considerable call costs..! new offers etc are exciting.. but since more customers are using, network traffic is very high at nights!!

2. AIRCEL : Number 1 network in tamil nadu as they say.. more customers from village and lots of offers.. low call rates make them survive here.. not reliable.. but usable.. as usual no hesitations in network problems and all !! they are many.. you can never contact customer care at the first time!!!!!

3. BPL-HUTCH-now Vodafone: Vodafone is world's number 1 network according to customers.. they are lakhs and lakhs using vodafone in england and round the world.. in india they are growing fast with those PUG and ZOO ZOO adds.. they are getting popular quickly..reliable network.. call cost more is the complaint..both CDMA and GSM available..

4. BSNL- bSNL IS THE BEST IN BUSINESS.. MOST GOVT WORKERS AND LADIES ARE USING IT.. AS ITS A GOVT PRODUCT MOST OLD ONES PREFER IT.. WIDE NETWORKS.. BUT NOT FAST ENOUGH.. CALL COSTS are the maximum 1 can keep!!!!! minimum call cost is 1.20 !!!

5. VIRGIN : ARE U VIRGIN ? COOL.. VERY NEW TO MOBILE MARKET THEY ARE.. THEIR SCHEMES SEEM ATTRACTIVE.. BUT NOT CONVINSINGLY GREAT SUCCESS IN INDIA..only CDMA is available.. no Spearate SIM card..

6. IDEA - Wat an IDEA Sirji ? it has some quantity of customers in Kerala and North India.. pretty new to India.. We have to Wait ..

7. MTS : mts really rocks.. very affordable call rates. free un limited messages.. good quality network.. more details contact me..i have a mts ..the company has to maintain this.. keep it up..

8.RELIANCE : most success ful network in CDMA version.. they sold mobiles with sim cards for 500 and almost every 1 had 1 with them..not much successful in TN.. also thier recently launched GSM service didnt prove GOOD..good wide network!!!!!

9.TATA INDICOM : A tata product.. not much successful in CDMA since their hand sets didnt last long.. but now they have launched DOCOMO!! its principle is SECONDS billing.. INDIA'Sfirst seconds billing was used by BPL-CURRENT VODAFONE and later every network followed/following minute billing wile TATA DOCOMO has again launched seconds billing.. u need not use rate cutters.. coz 1 second = 1 paise..

10.COIN BOX: any were any time.. cool ..

Tuesday, May 26, 2009

Saturday, April 11, 2009

JOKES TAT U WILL MAKE U LAUGH FOR SURE

BOY : May I hold your hand?
GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy.

GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me!
BOY : You love me...

GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring??
BOY : Sure, what's your phone number??

GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest.
BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple

GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever.
BOY : Don't you ever want to improve??

BOY : I love you and I could die for you!
GIRL : How soon??

BOY : I would go to the end of the world for you!
GIRL : Yes, but would you stay there??

SHARON : Have you ever had a hot passionate, burning
kiss??
TRACY : I did once. He'd forgotten to take the
cigarette out of his mouth.

MAN : You remind me of the sea.
WOMAN : Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting?
MAN : NO, because you make me sick.

WIFE : You tell a man something, it goes in one ear
and comes out of the other.
HUSBAND : You tell a woman something: It goes in both
ears and comes out of the mouth.

MARY : John says I'm pretty. Andrew says I'm ugly.What
do u think,
Peter?
PETER : A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly.

1) Girlfriend : "...And are you sure you love me and
no one else ?"
Boyfriend : "Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again
yesterday".

2) Teacher : "Which is more important to us, the sun
or the moon?"
Pupil : "The moon".
Teacher : "Why?"
Pupil : "The moon gives us light at night when we need
it but the sun gives us light only in the day time
when we don't need it".

3) Teacher : "What do you call a person who keeps on
talking when people are no longer interested?"
Pupil : "A teacher".

4) Waiter : "Would you like your coffee black?"
Customer : "What other colors do you have?"

5) My father is so old that when he was in school,
history was called current affairs.

6) Teacher : "Sam, you talk a lot !"
Sam : "It's a family tradition".
Teacher : "What do you mean?"
Sam : "Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father
is a teacher".
Teacher : "What about your mother?"
Sam : "She's a woman".

7) Tom : "How should I convey the news to my father
that I've failed?"
David: "You just send a telegram: Result declared,
past year's performance repeated".

8) Teacher : "Now, children, if I saw a man beating a
donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be
showing?"
Student : "Brotherly love".

9) Teacher : "Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say
prayers before eating?"
Sam : "No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good
cook".

10) Patient : "What are the chances of my recovering
doctor?"
Doctor : "One hundred percent. Medical records show
that nine out of ten people die of the disease you
have. Yours is the tenth case I've treated. The others
all died".

11) Teacher : " Can anybody give an example of
COINCIDENCE?"
One Student : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married
on the same day and at the same time."

12) Teacher : " George Washington not only chopped
down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it.
Now do you know why his father didn't punish him ?"
One Student: " Because George still had the axe in is hand."

SCHOOL LIFE

school life : i know u will remember your school days after u read this ..

Here are some sayings from School.....smile!
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Teacher: 'What is your name?'Student: 'Mera naam Suraj Prakash hai.'Teacher: 'When I ask a question in English, answer it in English.'

Student: 'My name is Sunlight.

Teacher: 'What is your name?'.Student: 'My name is Beautiful Red Underwear'Teacher: 'What kind of a name is this? Don't joke tell me the right name'Student: 'My name is Sunderlal Chadda."

Teacher: What happened in 1869?Student: Gandhiji was born.Teacher: What happened in 1873?Student: Gandhiji was four years old.

Teacher: What is the full form of maths?

Student: Mentally affected teachers harassing students

Teacher: Now children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him then what virtue would I be showing?Student: BROTHERLY LOVE

Teacher: Because of Gandhiji's hard work what do we get on 15th August?Student: A holiday

Teacher: 'Can anyone give me an example of Coincidence? '

Johnny: 'Sir, my mother and father got married on the same day same time.'

Teacher: How old is ur father.Sunny: As old as I am.Teacher: How is it possible?

Sunny: He became father only after I was born. (1st Rank)

Teacher: There is a frog, Ship is sinking, potatoes cost Rs3/kg...Then, what is my age?Student: 32 yrs.Teacher: How do you know?Student: Well, my sister is 16 yrs old and she is half mad.

Friday, March 13, 2009

ROUND THE WORLD IN 80 DAYS

The story starts in London on October 2, 1872. Phileas Fogg is a wealthy English gentleman who lives unmarried in solitude at Number 7 Saville Row, Burlington Gardens. Despite his wealth, which is of unknown origin, Mr. Fogg, whose countenance is described as "repose in action", lives a modest life with habits carried out with mathematical precision. As is noted in the first chapter, very little can be said about Mr. Fogg's social life other than that he is a member of the Reform Club. Having dismissed his former valet, James Foster, for bringing him shaving water at 84 degrees Fahrenheit rather than the regular 86, Mr. Fogg hires the Frenchman Passepartout, of around 30 years of age, as a replacement.
Later, on that day, in the Reform Club, Fogg gets involved in an argument over an article in The Daily Telegraph, stating that with the opening of a new railway section in India, it is now possible to travel around the world in 80 days.

Map of the trip
The proposed schedule
London to Suez
rail and steamer
7 days
Suez to Bombay
steamer
13 days
Bombay to Calcutta
rail
3 days
Calcutta to Hong Kong
steamer
13 days
Hong Kong to Yokohama
steamer
6 days
Yokohama to San Francisco
steamer
22 days
San Francisco to New York
rail
7 days
New York to London
steamer and rail
9 days
Total
80 days
He accepts a wager for £20,000 from his fellow club members, which he will receive if he makes it around the world in 80 days. Accompanied by his manservant Passepartout, he leaves London by train at 8.45 P.M. on October 2, 1872, and thus is due back at the Reform Club at the same time 80 days later, on December 21.
Fogg and Passepartout reach Suez in time. While disembarking in Egypt, they are watched by a Scotland Yard detective named Fix, who has been dispatched from London in search of a bank robber. Because Fogg matches the description of the bank robber, Fix mistakes Fogg for the criminal. Since he cannot secure a warrant in time, Fix goes on board the steamer conveying the travellers to Bombay. During the voyage, Fix becomes acquainted with Passepartout, without revealing his purpose. On the voyage, Fogg promises the engineer a large reward if he gets them to Bombay early. They dock two days ahead of schedule.
Now with two days extra, Fogg and Passepartout switch to the railway in Bombay, setting off for Calcutta, Fix now following them undercover. As it turns out that the construction of the railway is not totally finished, they are forced to get over the remaining gap between two stations by riding an elephant, which Phileas Fogg purchases at the prodigious price of 2,000 pounds.
During the ride, they come across a suttee procession, in which a young Parsi woman, Aouda, is led to a sanctuary to be sacrificed by the process of sati the next day by Brahmins. Since the young woman is drugged with the smoke of opium and hemp and obviously not going voluntarily, the travellers decide to rescue her. They follow the procession to the site, where Passepartout secretly takes the place of Aouda's deceased husband on the funeral pyre, on which she is to be burned the next morning. During the ceremony, he then rises from the pyre, scaring off the priests, and carries the young woman away. Due to this incident, the two days gained earlier are lost but Fogg does not regret it.
The travellers then hasten on to catch the train at the next railway station, taking Aouda with them. At Calcutta, they can finally board a steamer going to Hong Kong. Fix, who had secretly been following them, has Fogg and Passepartout arrested in Calcutta. However, they jump bail and Fix is forced to follow them to Hong Kong. On board, he shows himself to Passepartout, who is delighted to meet again his travelling companion from the earlier voyage.
In Hong Kong, it turns out that Aouda's distant relative, in whose care they had been planning to leave her, has moved, likely to Holland, so they decide to take her with them to Europe. Meanwhile, still without a warrant, Fix sees Hong Kong as his last chance to arrest Fogg on British soil. He therefore confides in Passepartout, who does not believe a word and remains convinced that his master is not a bank robber. To prevent Passepartout from informing his master about the premature departure of their next vessel, Fix gets Passepartout drunk and drugs him in an opium den. In his dizziness, Passepartout yet manages to catch the steamer to Yokohama, but neglects to inform Fogg.
Fogg, on the next day, discovers that he has missed his connection. He goes in search of a vessel that will take him to Yokohama. He finds a pilot boat that takes him and his companion (Aouda) to Shanghai, where they catch a steamer to Yokohama. In Yokohama, they go on a search for Passepartout, believing that he may have arrived there with the original connection. They find him in a circus, trying to earn his homeward journey.
Reunited, the four board a steamer taking them across the Pacific to San Francisco. Fix promises Passepartout that now, having left British soil, he will no longer try to delay Fogg's journey, but rather support him in getting back to Britain as fast as possible (to have him arrested there).
In San Francisco, they get on the train to New York.
On the next day, Fogg starts looking for an alternative for the crossing of the Atlantic. He finds a small steamboat, destined for Bordeaux. However, the captain of the boat refuses to take the company to Liverpool, whereupon Fogg consents to be taken to Bordeaux. On the voyage, he bribes the crew to mutiny and take course for Liverpool. Going on full steam all the time, the boat runs out of fuel after a few days. Fogg buys the boat at a very high price from the captain, soothing him thereby, and has the crew burn all the wooden parts to keep up the steam.
The companions arrive at Queenstown, Ireland, in time to reach London via Dublin and Liverpool before the deadline. However, once on British soil again, Fix produces a warrant and arrests Fogg. A short time later, the misunderstanding is cleared up—the actual bank robber had been caught three days earlier in Edinburgh.

“Here I am, gentlemen!”
In response to this, Fogg, in a rare moment of impulse, punches Fix, who immediately falls to the ground. However, Fogg has missed the train and returns to London five minutes late, assured that he has lost the wager.
In his London house the next day, he apologises to Aouda for bringing her with him, since he now has to live in poverty and cannot financially support her. Aouda suddenly confesses that she loves him and asks him to marry her, which he gladly accepts. He calls for Passepartout to notify the reverend. At the reverend's, Passepartout learns that he is mistaken in the date, which he takes to be Sunday but which actually is Saturday due to the fact that the party travelled east, thereby gaining a full day on their journey around the globe, by crossing the International Date Line. He did not notice this in the USA, since there were daily trains, and because he hired his own ship across the Atlantic.
Passepartout hurries back to Fogg, who immediately sets off for the Reform Club, where he arrives just in time to win the wager. Fogg marries Aouda and the journey around the world is complete.

Thursday, March 12, 2009

Slumdog Millionaire - Review (copy righted version )
Here s d review of one of d best movies I'd ever seen..The movie is about the Indian version of the hit TV show Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? Dev Patel plays Jamal Malik, a former Mumbai street-kid who has a job making tea at a call centre. He astonishes all of India by entering the show as a contestant and triumphantly getting question after question right. Is he a fraud? A savant genius? Or is something weird going on? His amazing winning streak means he has to come back the next evening for the final big-money question and overnight he is brutally interrogated by Mumbai cops convinced he is a cheat. They take him through each of the questions he got right, and Jamal's life story unfolds in flashback as our hero reveals that each question, like each of Max Bygraves's cards, has a special significance. His tale involves crime, drama, knockabout comedy and romance. Various characters determine his fate: his gangster brother Salim (Madhur Mittal), the love of his life Latika (Freida Pinto) and Prem (Anil Kapoor), the creepy quizmaster himself, who has his own interest in Jamal's staggering success.This movie has interesting antecedents. It is not the first to be made about Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? Patrice Leconte's 2006 film My Best Friend, starring Daniel Auteuil, features a nailbiting edition of the French version of Millionaire. Leconte's film, like Boyle's, culminates with a "phone a friend" showstopper and both cheekily suggest the show is transmitted live, when, in real life, it is of course recorded and edited well in advance, at least partly to weed out the cheats.I have some knowledge of all this, incidentally. I was once the "friend" telephoned by a contestant on the show but at the crucial moment, my mobile phone was, shamingly, out of range. Chris Tarrant's face was reportedly a picture of polite bemusement as my voicemail message echoed pointlessly around the studio, before being smartly cut off and the contestant was permitted to phone another "friend". Naturally, hiccups like that don't make it on to air.Slumdog Millionaire is co-produced by Celador Films, owners of the rights to the original TV show, and so it functions as a feature-length product placement for the programme, whose apotheosis here came when would-be cheat Major Charles Ingram tried to scam the quiz in 2001. All he got was a suspended sentence, a fine and minor celebrity status, and the show got mouthwatering publicity. In this film, poor Jamal is, simply on suspicion of wrongdoing, beaten to a pulp by the police and horribly tortured with electrodes - the nastiest interrogation scene I've watched for a while. But afterwards he makes it into the studio as fresh as a daisy. What the Mumbai police make of their unflattering portrayal, I can't imagine.Despite the extravagant drama and some demonstrations of the savagery meted out to India's street children, this is a cheerfully undemanding and unreflective film with a vision of India that, if not touristy exactly, is certainly an outsider's view; it depends for its full enjoyment on not being taken too seriously.Interestingly, the co-creator of Millionaire, Steven Knight, is himself a screenwriter who has scripted far more serious films than this: Stephen Frears's Dirty Pretty Things (also co-produced by Celador) and David Cronenberg's Eastern Promises. Slumdog Millionaire really is gentle compared with, say, Robert Redford's satire Quiz Show and softcore compared with Danny Boyle's famous movies, Trainspotting and Shallow Grave. In fact, it's more of a kids' yarn, like his wacky caper Millions.Well, for all this, it's got punch and narrative pizzazz: a strong, clear, instantly graspable storyline that doesn't encumber itself with character complexity, and the cinematography by Anthony Dod Mantle is tremendous. It's definitely got that quirky-underdog twinkle and the silverware glint of awards can't be far away..

INTELLIGENT MONKEY
INTELLIGENT MONKEYOnce in America a plane crashed, only a monkey who was travelling in the plane was left alive.Fortunately the monkey was intelligent enough to understand our language and reply in actions. The officials went to see the monkey in the hospital and had a talk with the monkey.Officer: "When the plane took off what were the travellers doing?"Monkey : "Tying their seat belts" Officer: "What were the airhostesses doing?"Monkey: "Saying Hello! and Morning Wishes!"Officer: "What were the pilots doing?"Monkey: "Checking the Flight system"Officer: "What were you doing?"Monkey: "Looking all these events"Officer: "After 10' minutes what were the travellers doing?"Monkey: "Having beverages and snacks"Officer: "What were the airhostesses doing?"Monkey: "Serving the travellers"Officer: "What were the Pilots doing?"Monkey: "Handling the steering"Officer: "What were you doing?"Monkey: "Eating & throwing"Officer: "After 30 minutes what were the travellers doing?"Monkey: "Some were sleeping and some were reading"Officer: "What were the airhostesses doing?"Monkey: "Make up"Officer: "What were the pilots doing?"Monkey: "Handling the Aircraft"Officer: "What were you doing?"Monkey: " Nothing"Officer: "Just before plane crash what were the travellers doing?"Monkey: "All were sleeping"Officer: "What were the air hostesses doing?"Monkey: "Kissing the pilots"Officer: "What were the pilots doing?"Monkey: "Responding"Officer: "What were you doing?"Monkey: "Handling the steering".

Friday, February 6, 2009

IPL auction 2009
List of players sold
February 6, 2009
Seventeen slots were filled in over two hours of the 2009 IPL auction in Goa. Here is a list of the players who have been bought at the auction (base price in brackets; all numbers in US$):
Pool AShaun Tait to Rajasthan Royals 375,000 (250,000)JP Duminy to Mumbai Indians 950,000 (300,000)Andrew Flintoff to Chennai Super Kings 1.55 million (950,000)Kevin Pietersen to Bangalore Royal Challengers 1.55 million (1.35 million)
Pool BFidel Edwards to Deccan Chargers 150,000 (150,000)Owais Shah to Delhi Daredevils 275,000 (150,000)Paul Collingwood to Delhi 275,000 (250,000)
Stuart Clark, Brad Haddin and Chamara Kapugedara were unsold.
Pool CTyron Henderson to Rajasthan 650,000 (100,000)Ravi Bopara to Kings XI Punjab 450,000 (150,000)Thilan Thushara to Chennai 140,000 (125,000)Jesse Ryder to Bangalore 160,000 (100,000)Kyle Mills to Mumbai 150,000 (150,000).
Ashwell Prince, Phil Jaques, Andre Nel, Luke Wright and Nuwan Kulasekara were unsold.
Pool DDwayne Smith to Deccan Chargers 100,000 (100,000)Jerome Taylor to Punjab 150,000 (150,000)Mohammad Ashraful to Mumbai 75,000 (75,000)
Samit Patel, Shakib-al-Hassan, Morne Van Wyk, Stephen Smith, Ashley Noffke, Gulam Bodi and Daren Powell were unsold.
Pool ETamim Iqbal, Jon Moss, Bryce McGain, James Franklin, Aiden Blizzard, Ramnaresh Sarwan, Michael Klinger, Kaushalya Weeraratne, Prasanna Jayawardene and Dominic Thornley were unsold.
Pool FMashrafe Mortaza to Kolkata Knight Riders 600,000 (50,000)George Bailey to Chennai 50,000 (50,000)
Yusuf Abdulla, Daniel Harris, Kemar Roach, Aaron Bird, Michael Dighton, Michael Hill and Brett Geeves were unsold.

Thursday, February 5, 2009

MY OWN THOUGHT OF ''FRIENDSHIP''
Here is one of d best friendship SMS I received from ma frnd...Enjoy!I'm so blessed to have frndsWith whom I've grown so Close,So this little poem I dedicate to themBcoz to me they're the 'Most'Its not jus a forwardBut my heart word !!Courtesy: Bharath ( +919787219796 , bharathpsg1989@yahoo.com

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Saturday, July 4, 2009

MOBILE NETWORKS IN TAMIL NADU

Tuesday, May 26, 2009

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Saturday, April 11, 2009

JOKES TAT U WILL MAKE U LAUGH FOR SURE

SCHOOL LIFE

Friday, March 13, 2009

ROUND THE WORLD IN 80 DAYS

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