SCHOOL LIFE

school life : i know u will remember your school days after u read this ..


Here are some sayings from School.....smile!
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Teacher: 'What is your name?'Student: 'Mera naam Suraj Prakash hai.'Teacher: 'When I ask a question in English, answer it in English.'

Student: 'My name is Sunlight.


Teacher: 'What is your name?'.Student: 'My name is Beautiful Red Underwear'Teacher: 'What kind of a name is this? Don't joke tell me the right name'Student: 'My name is Sunderlal Chadda."



Teacher: What happened in 1869?Student: Gandhiji was born.Teacher: What happened in 1873?Student: Gandhiji was four years old.



Teacher: What is the full form of maths?

Student: Mentally affected teachers harassing students

Teacher: Now children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him then what virtue would I be showing?Student: BROTHERLY LOVE

Teacher: Because of Gandhiji's hard work what do we get on 15th August?Student: A holiday

Teacher: 'Can anyone give me an example of Coincidence? '

Johnny: 'Sir, my mother and father got married on the same day same time.'


Teacher: How old is ur father.Sunny: As old as I am.Teacher: How is it possible?

Sunny: He became father only after I was born. (1st Rank)



Teacher: There is a frog, Ship is sinking, potatoes cost Rs3/kg...Then, what is my age?Student: 32 yrs.Teacher: How do you know?Student: Well, my sister is 16 yrs old and she is half mad.