OUT OF BOX!!!

TOP 12 FUNNIEST NEWSPAPER CLISSIFIELDS

(ACTUAL EXCERPTS FROM CLASSIFIED SECTIONS OF CITY NEWSPAPERS)

1.Illiterate ? Write today for free helps.

2.Our experienced mom will care for your child. Fenced yard,meals and smacks included

3.Auto repair Service. Free pick-up and delivery.Try us once;and you’ll never go anywhere again.

4.3-year old teacher needed for pre-school. Experience preffered

5.Wanted. Widower with school age children requires person to assume general house keeping duties.Must be capable of contributing to growth of family.

6.Used cars. Why go elsewhere to be cheated . Come here first

7.Dog for sale. Eats anything and is fond of children.

8.Man wanted to work in dynamite factory. Must be willing to travel.

9.Tired of cleaning yourself. Let me do it.

10.Wanted. Man to take care of cow that does not smoke or drink.

11.We do not tear your clothing in machinery. We do it carefully by hand.

Now listen..

1.You need to think out of box to realize the real meanings of this ADD’s..

2.You must think funny too..

3.I am publishing this to make people understand how wrong things can go if written or read wrong this ENGLISH LANGUAGE!!!

IF YOU HAVE UNDERSTOOD THE MEANINGS THEN AM HAPPY..IF NOT MESSAGE ME TO 9787219796 (ERODE TAMILNADU INDIA) AND I WILL EXPLAIN U ..